Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
Me: Someone told me to go to hell
Me: Couldn't find it at first
Me: But now I'm here
goddamn this is the last time jeff stays at my house!

goddamn this is the last time jeff stays at my house!

(via tiptoelightlypastmymind)

frigginjabroni:

Went from comedic to real as fuck in like 2 seconds

(Source: friggindweeb, via progressiveincentive)

zooophagous:

callmekj72:


I see this every year and it scares me and makes me sad all at the same time


Christ its back

zooophagous:

callmekj72:

I see this every year and it scares me and makes me sad all at the same time

Christ its back

(Source: blueberrytouches, via junes-boy)

takohai:

mishion-possible:

lamdiel:

I wish dates didn’t have such strong romantic attachment to them.

Like, I wish I could go up to a friend of mine and be like, “Hey I want to take you to a nice restaurant. Let’s get dressed up fancy and go.”

We’d go have a fancyass dinner, but there’d be no romantic involvement.

I wish platonic dates were a common thing.

I would take each and every one of you on platonic dates.

????? It’ S cALLED??? SPENDING TIME??? WITH A FRIEND??

(via insulinjunkie)