andrewhussiesbosom:

if you nice to me then I’ll

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but if you give me shit Imma

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This is my favorite post in the history of Tumblr.

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majortvjunkie:

prepare to be sent to the shadow realm

majortvjunkie:

prepare to be sent to the shadow realm

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He’s Cute.

So, Bryce is sleeping in my bad while i’m awake and on the computer. I went in and cuddled with him for a little while, but it seemed he was really out of it, so I leaned over and kissed him and said i’m gonna go, I’ll be back in a bit, I love you.

He smiled and said hurry back.

It almost makes me feel bad for making his blog follow gay porn blogs while he’s not here to stop me.

Reasons To Be Happy:

  1. Dead trees still stand and so can you.
  2. You have five fingers on each hand. One day those fingers will travel from your lap to someone else’s and that person will know all the bad stuff and still want to kiss you. 
  3. Seasons are guaranteed when nothing else seems to be.

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dragonsateyourtoast:

renkos:

WHO REMEMBERS FUCKING THE CHEETAH GIRLS

whoa there who did what with the cheetah girls

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atticussfinch:

this was my final test in art today

i’m glad students aren’t the only ones who give up at the end of the year

JESUS CHrist,

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yourscientistfriend:

Please Reblog if you DID NOT HAVE the sex talk from your parents.

Alternatively

Reblog THIS ONE if you DID get the talk.

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charmeleon:

do you think cats are cute and one of the best animals on earth

here let me show you a thing

it’s called petting the cat for 5 minutes