yoenisthemenace:

He was almost President.

(Source: kanyedoin, via twistedharmony)

geodude:

geodude:

I just pooped and lost three pounds

and a follower

(Source: xaun, via werner-norton)

manafromheaven:

jtumblr:

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

I have never been prouder to be Canadian

THIS IS MY FAVE THING NOW

(Source: theone8888, via salizaar)

stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

(via keshiayayaya)

pale0zoic:

koripxo:

thatduck-sureisugly:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

THAT FUCKING COMMENT

pale0zoic:

koripxo:

thatduck-sureisugly:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

THAT FUCKING COMMENT

(Source: 9gag, via werner-norton)

railroadsoftware:

I’m holding out for the 8 bit/16 bit retro revival fad to end and the ps1 massive 3d polygon graphics retro revival to start

(via asleepii)

m4ge:

Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like

ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning 

(via simmonsized)

roavaswardrobe:

assvvipe:

summer lovin
had me a blast
summer lovin
dick in my ass

image

image

(Source: roughness, via magnificent-montague)

i-lost-my-heart-in-republic-city:

frozen-astrid:

is this frozen?

Don’t let them in 

Don’t let them see

Be the old man you always have to be

(Source: ishallforeverbeadisneyprincess, via mataamataa)

bombing:

attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon

(via tylervandekamp)

ginhigh:

this is my favourite vine tbh

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via mataamataa)

niggawitdreadz:

toohot-tohoot:

niggawitdreadz:

How to spoon:

  • Dick hard on the butt
  • Titty in my hand
  • Kiss ya neck
  • Hell yeah
What

HOW TO SPOON

  • DICK HARD ON THE BUTT
  • TITTY IN MY HAND
  • KISS YA NECK
  • H E L L Y E A H

(Source: kegelgod, via magnificent-montague)